Lesson #5
Bar Jokes 101

A guy having a beer at a bar when a second guy came in. The Bartender looked at the second man and said “what do you want to drink jackass? The man ordered a beer after a while and the bartender asked, “do you want another beer, you old jackass?” The first guy looked at the second guy and asked, “why do you let him call names like that? The second guy replied, “heehaw, heewawlways calls me that.

Joe walks into a bar and says “bartender, one round for everyone, on me!” The bartender says, “well, seems you’re in a really good mood tonight? Joe says, “you can bet on it! I just hired by the city to go around and remove all the money from parking meters. I start on Monday!” The bartender congratulates him and pours the round. Monday evening arrives and Joe comes back into the bar and says, “bartender, two rounds for everyone, on me!” The bartender says, “If you’re so happy just over having this new job, I can just imagine how happy you’ll be when you get your paycheck!” Joe looks at the bartender with a wondrous look on his face and pull out a handful of quarters from his pocket, and say, “you mean they’re gonna pay me too?!”